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    My life now has no meaning.

    I have spent a great deal of time over the last couple of years extolling and often exposing and exploiting the dumbassedness of aggie.



    But now I have no purpose.


    You see, I had occasion yesterday to actually meet an Aggie in person and Ducks4brkfast(Jason) has ruined it for me.

    I now see that not all aggies are mouth breathing figtarded morons. Some are actually real folks, real likable folks, the sort of folks that make you want to like them and not make fun of their aggieness.


    Damn you man, just damn you.


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    The real truth sometimes hurts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Panther View Post
    I have spent a great deal of time over the last couple of years extolling and often exposing and exploiting the dumbassedness of aggie.
    But now I have no purpose.
    You see, I had occasion yesterday to actually me an Aggie in person and Ducks4brkfast(Jason) has ruined it for me.
    I know see that not all aggies are mouth breathing figtarded morons. Some are actually real folks, real likable folks, the sort of folks that make you want to like them and not make fun of their aggieness.
    Damn you man, just damn you.
    He is a good dude. I think you should go hang out at Fig's house for 2 days to rekindle your hatred.

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    Just think of Fig, and you'll snap back to reality
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    Join our lease and you will see there are more like him......also a couple "figs". Its kinda confusing.

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    it's just a crush, bro. you will be back to normal soon.

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    buck up little buckaroo, SFA still exists.
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    so I agree with you. that sucks.

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    No worries, River...

    Your world will be OK.

    You experienced one aggy, in a one on one situation.

    Kinda like birds.

    Nice, normal creatures if approached in the singular.

    Encountered in groups...


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    Quote Originally Posted by dead animal View Post

    it's just a crush, bro. you will be back to normal soon.
    Yeah, really you two need to get a room.

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    Merely an exception to the rule I'd think. Aggies didn't get this reputation by random chance, they have earned it.
    What we have here, is a failure to communicate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panther View Post
    I have spent a great deal of time over the last couple of years extolling and often exposing and exploiting the dumbassedness of aggie.



    But now I have no purpose.


    You see, I had occasion yesterday to actually meet an Aggie in person and Ducks4brkfast(Jason) has ruined it for me.

    I now see that not all aggies are mouth breathing figtarded morons. Some are actually real folks, real likable folks, the sort of folks that make you want to like them and not make fun of their aggieness.


    Damn you man, just damn you.


    You went to SFA?...no wonder you were struck by the awesomeness of Aggies.

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    damn right

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doe Nob View Post
    He is a good dude. I think you should go hang out at Fig's house for 2 days to rekindle your hatred.
    Open invite.

    Especially 2nd Saturday of the month if you play poker. That's when I host our $20 game.

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    and...we're done here
    went by Shoe-Pik on TOS

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    True story. My Dad, a Class of 43' graduate of A&M and a registered professional Mechanical engineer, had come to Houston to visit and pick up my Mom and my two Brothers and me at our Grandparents. Dad and I decided to go to Galveston to go fishing, (older Brother didn't care for it and younger Brother was too young to go). We got off into an undeveloped area in Galveston where there were roads of sorts but absolutely Martian landscape after that. We drove up on a woman that had gotten lost and her car had vapor locked and was stalled. She was so glad to see Dad who at the moment was her White knight. He offered to look at her car and she happily agreed. Fast forward. Dad suspected vapor lock and was working to solve the problem. Small talk and it turned out the woman had come down from Michigan and had been visiting friends. More small talk and the woman sees Dad's class ring and asks what college he went to. When he told her Texas A&M her entire demeanor changed and she literally in no uncertain terms told Dad to not touch her car anymore and to leave. She had heard about Texas A&M and the jokes and she didn't want my Dad to work on her car because she was afraid he would break it. I'm standing right there watching this play out. She was so mad at Dad for being an Aggie she asked my Dad to leave and go call for help but no more Aggies. We got in our car and left. This woman had been here about two weeks and she had already been convinced Texas Aggies were...well you know the stories and jokes. Amazing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TxFig View Post
    Open invite.

    Especially 2nd Saturday of the month if you play poker. That's when I host our $20 game.
    Nothing worse than a $20 game....not enough skin in the game to get a skilled player to participate. Suck outs left and right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GW10 View Post
    Nothing worse than a $20 game....not enough skin in the game to get a skilled player to participate. Suck outs left and right.
    No words for what you just typed.. Liberace is smiling in his grave with your game..
    I'm on a Crown Royal diet.. Already lost three days..

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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishGooseman View Post
    No words for what you just typed.. Liberace is smiling in his grave with your game..


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    Quote Originally Posted by GW10 View Post
    Nothing worse than a $20 game....not enough skin in the game to get a skilled player to participate. Suck outs left and right.
    10000x's accurate.

    Main reason I stopped getting invited to neighborhood monthly poker game. I had been playing with Boozer a good bit back then and took it pretty seriously.

    $20 buy in NH game and this same clueless neighbor bitch kept sucking out and and I got pissed and told her she was a suck for not knowing how to play.

    Next time she did it I got more pissed and sort of dumped the table over.

    I never got invited back and my wife didn't talk to me for a week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GW10 View Post
    Nothing worse than a $20 game....not enough skin in the game to get a skilled player to participate. Suck outs left and right.

    Depends on the bank rolls of who is playing (and how many). To be fair, my game isn't a straight up $20 buyin. It's $20 buyin w/ rebuys (unlimited) through the first 5 levels, then an optional $10 addon at the break. So far this year this has created a total kitty of a low of $360 (only 10 showed, Aggie game on at same time) to a high of nearly $900. That makes for a 1st place that while not life changing, is worth winning.

    (edit: We also play where you pay a $5 bounty to the person who knocks you out of the game (not part of the kitty).


    Of the 30 or so guys who are semi-regular, I'd say that 5-6 of them are pretty damn good (as in, they would hold their own in a Casino-run tourny), another 10 are high quality home game players, and only 3 or 4 are really bad donkey players. And frankly, having a couple of donkey players is good for the game.... especially if they are willing to throw 2-3 rebuys into the kitty...


    Frankly, if you get pissed at bad players who suck out, you shouldn't be playing poker. Poker is not about the results of 1 hand or 1 night; it's about you making the right decisions. And if you make the right decisions, over the long term, you will crush the donkey chaser.
    Last edited by TxFig; 10-16-2013 at 12:43 PM.

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