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    Ancestry.com oooops

    Having dinner with the BIL/SIL last night and apparently one of their friends did the DNA swab. As did all of his siblings.....

    Found out they momma is a HO!
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    dats funny

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    I like how their commercials will feature a black woman in African garb because she discovered she is 70% Congo, 20% Nigerian, and 10% Pygmy.

    Like it came as a total shock to her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MUDDOG View Post
    I like how their commercials will feature a black woman in African garb because she discovered she is 70% Congo, 20% Nigerian, and 10% Pygmy.

    Like it came as a total shock to her.
    I know, I mean WTF else is she gonna be? You mean I'm not 80% Scandinavian? WOWWW!!!

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    I am not sure why any one cares. I know I am a total mutt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Hilljack View Post

    Found out they momma is a HO!
    I have heard that they used to do an experiment in the intro genetics lab at A&M. Being able to taste PTC is a dominant gene. Well they would give you these strips to place on your tongue. You either tasted the chemical or not. Well one student was a "taster"
    One year they sent strips home to the family and let your parents try to see where you got the gene. Well one family neither mom or dad was a taster....... Oops, somebody's dad wasn't their biologic father........

    Needless to say they quit that experiment shortly afterwards

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    Quote Originally Posted by maxx View Post
    I am not sure why any one cares. I know I am a total mutt.
    im your daddy
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    I got rear-ended by a drunk old man when I was in college (and he was going in and out fast)
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    but I love the sausage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swing View Post
    im your daddy
    We all know your fing old enough. Do your balls even work anymore?

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    My wife has a friend that has two kids with her husband. Neither kid looks alike or like their daddy. I would love to find out because it kills me.

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    You guys do know that ancestry.com is a hoax...... nothing more than a front for a the collection of DNA data to be saved and used for future ethnic cleansing

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    Quote Originally Posted by maxx View Post
    We all know your fing old enough. Do your balls even work anymore?




    Quote Originally Posted by 1 Year Wonder View Post
    You guys do know that ancestry.com is a hoax...... nothing more than a front for a the collection of DNA data to be saved and used for future ethnic cleansing
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    Quote Originally Posted by AgDuckHunter View Post
    I got rear-ended by a drunk old man when I was in college (and he was going in and out fast)
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    but I love the sausage.

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    Old Irish Proverb...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1 Year Wonder View Post
    You guys do know that ancestry.com is a hoax...... nothing more than a front for a the collection of DNA data to be saved and used for future ethnic cleansing

    The Morman's have been building such a genealogical data base for long time. I'll get worried when I see the guys on the bicycles packing heat. No I do not mean riding T-heat around on the handle bars.
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    I think it's 23 and Me that is the front for the ethnic cleansing group. I think they give all info to the illuminati.
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    Reminds me of a friend I grew up with who when he was 18, his ma sat him down and proceeded to tell him about his 3 half brothers and half sister she had had and given up for adoption before she was 23 and married his dad. His ma was ultra religious and I never would have thought she was a slut. I'm sure he was more than startled as well.
    Non-potlicker

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    PK girls. Yes they do.

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