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    Quote Originally Posted by Quackerbox View Post
    East Texas 8 or 9 sounds good to me. Just how crazy is she?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AgDuckHunter View Post
    What the last three guys said.


    Seriously, look at you......

    Come on now that is one handsome sexy looking man
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    SAID NO WOMAN EVER!!!

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    Well good news. She ain't here today. I was a little worried because my liaison person had to leave at 9:30. I just didn't want to have to deal with The Stalker Chick. Today was supposed to be my last day, but they want to book a couple more days next month, so I am going through my calendar.

    They seem happy. They had a few "Oh my!!!" moments yesterday when I sent in my report on the stuff I was doing. This private sector stuff is OK.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Runnin' 87 View Post
    Well good news. She ain't here today. I was a little worried because my liaison person had to leave at 9:30. I just didn't want to have to deal with The Stalker Chick. Today was supposed to be my last day, but they want to book a couple more days next month, so I am going through my calendar.

    They seem happy. They had a few "Oh my!!!" moments yesterday when I sent in my report on the stuff I was doing. This private sector stuff is OK.
    She told "Daddy" that she wanted you around for a few more days because she wasn't done with her "toy" yet....
    Post count, what post count?

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    Shit I hope not. Her daddy don't run this joint, but he is acquainted with it.
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    Maybe she needs ur haircut to land her dads helicopter on??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoonbilla View Post
    Maybe she needs ur haircut to land her dads helicopter on??
    That flattop needs work. There is a valley between the ridges. Tighten up Captain. Getting is no excuse.

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    I had a stalker chic once. My God, she was crazy. I had a big picture window that faced the street in my house. She liked to do it on the couch with the shades open so anybody going by could see. I kinda miss her.
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    You remind her of her dad. She's not trying to bang you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Duckster View Post
    Pat, You can have a damn horsecock sammich for all I care. Dont come cryin to me all hungry and whining you ungrateful redbone Beauregard parish illegitimate git of a pulpwooder and a truck stop hoe. Lucky for you that Mr. n Mrs. Wells took you in after finding you in a bar ditch.

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    went by Shoe-Pik on TOS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duckster View Post
    Pat, You can have a damn horsecock sammich for all I care. Dont come cryin to me all hungry and whining you ungrateful redbone Beauregard parish illegitimate git of a pulpwooder and a truck stop hoe. Lucky for you that Mr. n Mrs. Wells took you in after finding you in a bar ditch.

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    Might be one of those cop lover women. I know several from my line of work. Some cops get chased just like the black athletes. Don't film it, whatever you do!

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    She's BAAAACCKKKK...just walked in ... leaned on the door and did the whole smile and twirl the hair thing. She still ain't got no ring. "Who are you seeing this afternoon?" "When will they be here?" "I hear you are coming back next month."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Runnin' 87 View Post
    She's BAAAACCKKKK...just walked in ... leaned on the door and did the whole smile and twirl the hair thing. She still ain't got no ring. "Who are you seeing this afternoon?" "When will they be here?" "I hear you are coming back next month."
    Take a pic or kill this worthless thread..

    Got damn kids

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    She definately wants your bod.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MACHINE View Post
    Take a pic or kill this worthless thread..

    Got damn kids

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    Yep. I want to see what this plumpkin looks like.

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    This sounds like some Darling family bullshit from Andy Griffith.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Secret Agent View Post
    Yep. I want to see what this plumpkin looks like.
    I agree. Very curious as to what an east Texas 8 or 9 looks like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueGoose View Post
    I agree. Very curious as to what an east Texas 8 or 9 looks like.
    Does it have a sliding scale with variance for alcohol levels of .08-.12

    Or bal of .200 to .350??



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