The Texas Senate has a bill working right now that would basically cut off flow on the Colorado river below Austin because those Birkenstock-wearing, patchouli-scented, WEPCo-shopping, assbag, *****tard, idiot, scumbag, dick faced, left wing, Eeyore-worshipping, halfwit jackaloons can't figure out how to conserve water. The bill would stop flows downriver any time the combined storage of Buchannan and Travis is below 850,000 acre-feet... which is any time the Highland Lakes chain isn't sitting directly below a hurricane. The bill is death to the Texas rice industry and to all the wetland projects that rely on the Colorado. It will also further damage the estuary between East Mat and West Mat because freshwater inflow will go from low to zero. Can't have *****in' plastic bags in Austin to save the environment, but you can damn sure cut off an entire river so you can water your god damned lawn.