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    Your mom seems pretty progressive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducktard View Post
    This. It's surprising what these younger women are game to do in the sack. **** your momma told you women don't do outside of porn. And I'm not just talking anal
    Some of us have been married close to 20 years....I dont follow. :-)

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    Just tell me where to bring the rohipnol
    Not needed, Boon's Farm and Natty Lite would work. Damn girls got into the McAllen and put Sprite in it! Yes I threw a fit and yes there was a spanking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duckster View Post
    Not needed, Boon's Farm and Natty Lite would work. Damn girls got into the McAllen and put Sprite in it! Yes I threw a fit and yes there was a spanking.
    Move this thread to the PIT and post said pics of spanking or gtfo

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    There may be video as there were several phones pointed at me. I'll find out this evening and will see what I can do. This can be considered a public service I think.
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    Re: 22-26 year old girls, why don't they just STFU

    Quote Originally Posted by The Hilljack View Post
    You know what gets me? Dussy you passed up. You can never go back and get it. It's gone like a candle or dust in the wind.

    It haunts me to this day. Three in particular that I just casually didnt f because, well I. just didnt.

    Nothing special but I know I will never get that shot again. I have tried to convince myself that they all balloon ed up. I saw em on Facebook. They didnt balloon. Hurts worse now.
    This is so unequivocally true.

    I was banging a hot piece of trailer trash back in my misspent youth. And I also kinda liked her. One night we went out and shot pool. And this equally hot and trashy Asian girl was there and she shot pool with us. Somewhere along the way and many beers in, the Asian decided she wanted to hook up with us for a threesome. And......sadly......I turned it down. I have no recollection now as to why.

    I now realize I am a flaming homo who deserves to be tarred and feathered. Regrets.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joey p View Post
    This is so unequivocally true.

    I was banging a hot piece of trailer trash back in my misspent youth. And I also kinda liked her. One night we went out and shot pool. And this equally hot and trashy Asian girl was there and she shot pool with us. Somewhere along the way and many beers in, the Asian decided she wanted to hook up with us for a threesome. And......sadly......I turned it down. I have no recollection now as to why.

    I now realize I am a flaming homo who deserves to be tarred and feathered. Regrets.......
    At least you admit it.

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    Admitting is the second phuk up in this equation...
    I'm on a Crown Royal diet.. Already lost three days..

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    Re: 22-26 year old girls, why don't they just STFU

    No I admit. I'm not selfish enough to keep that gem from my internet buddies.

    I'm now very happily married to a figure competitor. However, I could have added Asian threesome to my resume. But alas, I did not. Because apparently I chug schlong in truck stop bathrooms for money.

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    It's okay, buddy. I went a on a few dates with a trophy girl from the local dirt track. She had several offers to be a trophy girl for the Hooter's cup series but she wanted to pursue a career as an office assistant at a fish farm. She was hot. I turned it down one night because she had too much to drink and I didn't want to be that guy. She got back with her ex when he got out of jail a few days later. It sucks, because "nailed hot redhead dirt track trophy girl" sounds pretty sweet on a resume.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joey p View Post
    This is so unequivocally true.

    I was banging a hot piece of trailer trash back in my misspent youth. And I also kinda liked her. One night we went out and shot pool. And this equally hot and trashy Asian girl was there and she shot pool with us. Somewhere along the way and many beers in, the Asian decided she wanted to hook up with us for a threesome. And......sadly......I turned it down. I have no recollection now as to why.

    I now realize I am a flaming homo who deserves to be tarred and feathered. Regrets.......
    That would bother me too.

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    That would bother me too.
    The turning down a sammich with an Asian ? or coming out as a flaming homo?
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    I would imagine he regrets both.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duckster View Post
    The turning down a sammich with an Asian ? or coming out as a flaming homo?
    I was actually refering to passing up a 3sum. That's still on my bucket list but I guess admitting to being a flaming homo is a little bothersome as well. To each his own though on that.

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    A friend brought a friend to a concert in Dallas when I was in college. The friend's friend was this little Vietnamese chick. Smoking hot, awesome body, breasts incongruously large for Viet Kong. She was a flaming liberal. We argued politics, loudly and profanely, the entire time. I hated her guts. Thought we'd kill each other any second.

    I *****ed her later that night.

    Then she drove down to Austin a couple of weeks later and *****ed me some more.

    Point is, I don't understand turning down dussy. You people are faggots and Joey is your king.
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    This thread is awesome! Nothing worse that the regrets of turning down dussy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug5414 View Post
    This thread is awesome! Nothing worse that the regrets of turning down dussy!
    and having 3curl call you a faggot for it.

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    MWP I wasn't referring to you in my reply, just confused to Joey's state of mind.
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    Re: 22-26 year old girls, why don't they just STFU

    ^ facts, all.

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