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    Best toilet poem

    Didn't want to hijack a thread.
    What's the best toilet poetry you've found on a public restroom wall?

    "Here I sit in lonely vapor,
    Some SOB stole the paper,
    My mother is calling, I cannot linger,
    Look out arse,
    Here comes my finger."

    Or from a pay toilet in the 70's.
    "Here I sit all broken hearted,
    Paid a dime to Shat and only farted.?
    This space for rent.

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    M dad used to say both of those all the time
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    Quote Originally Posted by LawDuck View Post
    Didn't want to hijack a thread.
    What's the best toilet poetry you've found on a public restroom wall?

    "Here I sit all broken hearted,
    Paid a dime to Shat and only farted.?
    Then one day I took a chance,
    Tried to fart and shat my pants.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LawDuck View Post
    Didn't want to hijack a thread.
    What's the best toilet poetry you've found on a public restroom wall?

    "Here I sit in lonely vapor,
    Some SOB stole the paper,
    My mother is calling, I cannot linger,
    Look out arse,
    Here comes my finger."

    Or from a pay toilet in the 70's.
    "Here I sit all broken hearted,
    Paid a dime to Shat and only farted.?


    You sure that wasn't written on the bathroom wall in your home?

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    Jobsite ones are the best.

    Mexican Rocketship

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    Poor old John bless his heart,
    hasn't played with his wife so I tore it apart.
    He was sad and not amused,
    when he learned his wifes puzzy I did abuse.

    On my cheek he left a bruise,
    after I told him it was tight once past the used
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    That could be your daughter fig. Yall have about the same size tits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Hilljack View Post
    Jobsite ones are the best.

    Mexican Rocketship

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    flocking killin me.

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    here is sit in peaceful bliss,
    listening to the falling pizz,
    now and then a fart is heard,
    to warn the coming of a turd.

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    Why you looking up here the joke is in your hand

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    here I sit all broken hearted
    Came to shiz but only farted

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    Those who write on chithouse walls
    Roll their chit in little balls
    Those who read these words of wit
    Eat those little balls of chit





    Here I sit my cheeks o flexin
    Giving birth to another Texan

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    Sign at the pisser:

    Stand closer.
    It's shorter than you think.

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    If black is beautiful, I just **** a masterpiece.

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    Although not a poem, still made me laugh.

    In the bathroom at the old posse east near the UT law School.


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    SHORT BATTERS NEED TO GET CLOSER TO THE PLATE

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    Here I sit, cheeks a' flexin
    Givin' birth to another Texan

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    Quote Originally Posted by jwdavis View Post
    Here I sit, cheeks a' flexin
    Givin' birth to another Texan
    Now that's funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by griff901c View Post
    Now that's funny
    Best one so far
    Do I play golf? NO SIR, golf is for folks that can't kill ducks and can't catch fish!
    Quote Originally Posted by jwdavis View Post
    Here I sit, cheeks a' flexin
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    Quote Originally Posted by jwdavis View Post
    Here I sit, cheeks a' flexin
    Givin' birth to another Texan


    #1 of this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by jwdavis View Post
    Here I sit, cheeks a' flexin
    Givin' birth to another Texan
    For your first post, I suggest you go try the THF...dick !
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